I'm 17% of an idiot [Yay o v o]

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1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out [Something similar.. I was making a shake and I didn't put the lid on tight enough, so when I turned it over... ;  v  ;]
2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails [Gotten my arm stuck in a grocery cart. On purpose.]
3. [] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking [Swallowed my gum when I was talking. Ew.]
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand [oh Heavens ; v ; XD]
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 4

11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion 
12. [] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [/] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs [somewhat. I skinned my knee on the stairs. ; v ;]
14. [] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [/] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair [Blowing bubbles + long hair in your face = not good idea]
16. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 
17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.  [yyyup. Not only friends but family. Not with my bro tho.. XD]
20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 7

21. [] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [] Have run into a closed door 
25. [] Searched for your phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 minutes to get a joke
27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 
29. [] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 8

31. [] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside [either way I wouldn't care lel]
33. [] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot [Baked cookies last year, got a burn. ; v ;]
36. [] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on 
37. [] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (Icecream in the fridge, milk in the sink..]
39. [] Walked into a pole
40. [] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident

Running total: 10

41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house [Pants too.]
42. [] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do. 
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 

Running total: 13

51. [] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil [Purposely. ; v ;]
53. [] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on [I'm assuming that's a light.]
57. [] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny 

Running total: 15

61. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [] Said funner instead of fun 
63. [] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 
65. [] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 15

71. [] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [] Ran into a door.
74. [] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [] Have purposely licked playground sand 
77. [] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 
78. [] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were on drugs when you weren't 
79. [] Have been so hyper you actually scared people 
80. [] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 15

81. [] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 
83. [] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back [wait they do?]
84. [] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 
85. [] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 
86. [] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny [what is that even?  O - O]
88. [] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 
89. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 15

91. [] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 
92. [] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 
93. [] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 
94. [] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 
95. [] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention
97. [] You have spelled your own name wrong before 
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling [not only in bed. It's the same kind of roof everywhere in the house :L]
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class [I've typed hello and hell. :X 01134 and 1134 XD
100. [] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Running total: 17

Repost this as "I'm __% of an idiot"

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